Winter Coat Forecast

I bought ANOTHER winter coat - A very Brit looking "liver" red colour.
The sales girl said it made my hips look small.

HIPS...SMALL

these are the magic words to make me buy anything. ANYTHING

This latest conquest will make it the 2nd winter coat I bought in 1 mth.
And it got me thinking...

Fatcat's Winter Coat Forecast
Chilly period in Taiwan - Nov to Feb = 4 mths
Rate of Winter Coat purchases: 2 per mth
Total Winter Coat purchases per year (forecasted): 2x4 = 8
No of Winter Coats Fatcat already own: 6

So assuming I stay in Taiwan for 2 years.
Total No of Winter Coats Fatcat will own after 2 year: 22

Ok, I think I better stay in Taiwan for the next 10 years to justify my winter coats.

This is an utterly nonsensical post.